me: *reblogs and likes things*
me: shit now they're r gonna think im avoiding them when really i just have no self-discipline
Rick O’Connell: a summary
The amount of notes concerns me
i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time
the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective
BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING
i cRY THIS IS AMAZING
HE DIDNT EVEN DELIVER THE PUNCHLINE AND ITS THE GREATEST PUN IVE EVER SEEN
[ AGGRESSIVELY FALLS IN LOVE WITH A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER ]
when you realize you got a fact wrong about your favorite video game
Wow, that case must be JAM-packed.
It’d butter be
looks like shes bready to go
my flight had better be rye-t on time
i’d hate for her to be forced to wheat
I bet that costs a lot of dough.
that case is toastally awesome
That case must be handy when you’re crumbing and going.
i really knead that bag
Let’s face it, we were bread for this sort of humor.
confused big cat
Baymax tried his hardest to get into the ‘Talk Like A Pirate Day’ spirit.